A Bitter Pill

J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

Mmm…. lol

Now, I have always been a proponent of punishment for bad behavior, and apparently the good old Japanese are on my side this time. Because, now there is a USB shocking device. It comes with a suite of programs ranging from internet explorer to word in which case certain words can be programmed to shock along with entire programs. I suppose if you’re constant masturbation has affected your life then this is a good theory for you! BAD BAD SELF. NO MORE BEATING OFF TODAY. ZZZZAP AHHHH. But, fear not, it also has applications to acupressure and can be placed on certain joints (or genitals if that is your thing). A disturbing and amusing thought from our friends-former-foes, The Japs. Freud would truly be proud of this strange device.

But if you’re one of those hippies who enjoys “positive reinforcement” there is always the good old USB vibrator. I am not really sure what to say about this wonder, so I’ll just quote the apt description:

Simply plug into the “USB” port of any laptop or PC computer and you’re ready to play.

It’s so Simple!

Completely controlled by a tiny microprocessor, the vibrator compontents can easily be manipulated to give you an ultimate deep and penetrating orgasm.

Has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms.

Includes 5 interchangable latex probes.

Self Adjustable Finger Ring Vibrating bullet.

What ever happened to singing? Oh well /mourn

So, stubby introduced me to this nerdy math/computer/life comic. I will one day kill him for it. (http://www.xckd.com/)

Also, I found this a free-license truly “indie” artist of fair pleasure. Jonathan Coulton’s one song that has been amusing me for the past day is “First of May” (Warning: Very crude/adult language).

Oh god, I’m having flashbacks.

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