"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
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A Belated CHRIST-Mass
December 28th, 2006 @ 22:15CT by kangsta

I usually don’t harp on my views, simply because I try to keep this blog light-hearted and rant-tastic, but I felt since it is the “holly days” and people seem to forget what it is all about, I would share this video.

Shocking Interview

Oh, and to elaborate. I am saying, if one believes in God then it is then they must believe in Christ, unless they claim to be Jewish or Muslims. Otherwise, they might as well take a rock int he backyard and call it Jerry, Savior of Sins. In so far as that belief system, that you call yourself a Christian, then you must accept the tenements of the faith as well. NOT the religious aspects like the Catholic or Lutheran churches, but moreso what the Bible says–the scriptural authority on the religion.

Even an atheist can accept these terms: be STRONG in your beliefs and try to save people you see. It does not mean bible thump people to death, but try to introduce Christ to them, but you cannot FORCE it upon them. See, if you take a half-hearted approach to religion, and claim to believe in Christ, but do not take the scripture nor the concepts of heaven and hell seriously, you are a half-hearted Christian.

People fail to confront their own belief systems. You are either (a) agnostic - no-knowledge meaning “does not know” there if there is a god (b) atheist - no belief or “does not believe” in god or (c) a believer in a faith. Whatever it comes down to, do not be weak in your faith. I’m not saying to be stubborn, nor is this man, but being passionate about your beliefs is admirable, and if you cruelly believe you are right, then be passionate, why not? If you believed you had the answer to salvation, then would it not be best to spread it?

Oh and as far as the XMas crap goes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

The word “Christ” and its compounds, including “Christmas”, have been abbreviated for at least the past 1,000 years, long before the modern “Xmas” was commonly used. “Christ” was often written as “XP” or “Xt”; there are references in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as far back as 1021 AD. This X and P arose as the uppercase forms of the Greek letters χ and ρ), used in ancient abbreviations for Χριστος (Greek for “Christ”), and are still widely seen in many Eastern Orthodox icons depicting Jesus Christ. The labarum, an amalgamation of the two Greek letters rendered as ☧, is a symbol often used to represent Christ in Catholic, Protestant, and Orthodox Christian Churches.[1]

Some people believe that the term is part of an effort to “take Christ out of Christmas” or to literally “cross out Christ”;[2] it is also seen as evidence of the secularization of Christmas, as a symptom of the commercialization of the holiday (as the abbreviation has long been used by retailers). It may also be used as a vehicle to be more inclusive, see political correctness.

The occasionally felt belief that the “X” represents the cross Christ was crucified on has no basis in fact; regardless, St Andrew’s Cross is X-shaped, but Christ’s cross was probably shaped like a T or a †. Indeed, X-as-chi was associated with Christ long before X-as-cross could be, since the cross as a Christian symbol developed later. (The Greek letter Chi Χ stood for “Christ” in the ancient Greek acrostic ΙΧΘΥΣ ichthys.) While some see the spelling of Christmas as Xmas a threat, others see it as a way to honor the martyrs. The use of X as an abbreviation for “cross” in modern abbreviated writing (e.g. “Kings X” for “Kings Cross”) may have reinforced this assumption.

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Y u no have MySpace?
December 13th, 2006 @ 15:00CT by kangsta

This pretty much summons up why I don’t have a RapeSpace. Independent blogging ftw. Because in the end, nobody cares what you have to say, but they they care even less about you.


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A Fraction of a Sense
December 12th, 2006 @ 13:28CT by kangsta

http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/ (blog)

Sigh. I hate this attitude in America, “It’s ok to suck at math, because not everybody is a mathematician.” Well then, kiddos, this is what happens when you fail math and go into your non-math-related profession. You FAIL at life. Honestly. I really can’t believe TWO not ONE but TWO Verizon employees could be such complete wastes of lives.

I had talked to a Citibank rep. on the phone the other day. And I thought to myself, “Oh boy, I’ve been outsourced to New Deli tech support.” But you know what? She was helpful, she kept asking if I could hold on very few minutes, and she was not an idiot. I had a very pleasant experience. The more and more I think about it, the more I realize outsourced customer service is sadly better than our homegrown Generation X/Y. You know why? They’re not complete idiots and they are trainable.

People think outsourcing is just because companies are looking for a buck? No. If our own workers weren’t such slack-jawed, lazy idiots the training and higher pay would be WORTH it. But, alas, that is not the case. It’s about RETURNS on investment (yes people are investments), and Americans are turning out to be poor investment for easily trainable jobs like customer support.

F*ck your jobs, I hope idiots like that starve and freeze.

EDIT: Good lord operantly the actual call was over 22 minutes.


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Be Strong, Bee Army Strong
December 11th, 2006 @ 20:38CT by kangsta

Millitary.com article

US Trains Bees to Detect Bombs

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. - U.S. government scientists report developing a method for training honeybees to detect the types of explosives commonly used in bombs.

The researchers at the U.S. Department of Energy’s Los Alamos National Laboratory say the new techniques, based on honeybee biology, might become a leading tool in the fight against the use of improvised explosive devices, or IEDs. Such devices currently present a critical vulnerability for American military troops abroad and are an emerging danger for civilians worldwide.

By studying bee behavior and improving existing technologies, the scientists make use of the honeybee’s exceptional olfactory sense. They use the bees’ natural reaction to nectar — a proboscis extension reflex — that could be used to record an unmistakable response to a scent.

Using Pavlovian techniques they trained bees to give a positive detection response, via the proboscis extension reflex, when they are exposed to vapors from TNT, C4, TATP explosives and propellants.

The research is supported by a development grant from the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

But fear not, we also have silly string. To be honest it makes me sad we have to use… silly string.


And of course, we all naturally thought of… TO THE BEE MOBILE!


I’m not sure if we’re not spending enough or too much money in the army. I mean… either we’re giving them not enough and they have to use silly string… or we’re giving them too much lol. I’m all for money for the army, but I question how well it’s being allocated.


“other”? Zombies? Metal gears?


For life’s expenses there’s taxes, for everything else… there’s Mastercard!
But seriously, silly string and bees?


My god, graphs. Run children.

Actual lengthy article below.
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CDC Warns of “Yellow Fever”
December 9th, 2006 @ 21:34CT by kangsta


Damn you, whitey. First you make us build railroads you don’t even use anymore, create glass ceilings for promotions, erase any public awareness on Asian racism, and finally… TAKE OUR WOMEN!

(Ignore the fact most asian men are jerk offs or pansies)

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Movies That Shall Be and Those That Should Have Been
December 9th, 2006 @ 15:51CT by kangsta

Mmmm, possibly (dare I challenge fate and say it) a TMNT movie that dosn’t suck. Godbless this Hollywood trend to reinvent battered movie series (e.g. Batman, Bond, etc). Most are pretty good IMHO except perhaps Superman… but superman sucks as a concept anyways.

TMNT Trailer

Now, for movies that should have been. You gotta love the way trailers can be utterly deceiving in the way they are edited, etc. While, I found a nice blog called The Trailer Mash that collects nice faux mashups.

Some of my favorites:

Star Wars: EmpireBrokeback
Don’t stick that in my parallel port!

Titanic: Two the Surface
Sadly, knowing Hollywood this isn’t completely out of the realm of possibility. At the very least, the title is deliciously pun-ishing.

Garden State (Thriller)
Simply a masterful job of editing. If you’ve seen the movie already, then this will make you laugh.

10 Things I hate About Commandments
LOL, god. Oops. Funny stuff. Don’t punish me god :(

Brokeback to the Future
A good old classic mashup.

The Shining (Romantic Comedy)
Ah, still the most brilliant mashup ever.

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Cell Phones Double as Tampons
December 7th, 2006 @ 13:12CT by kangsta


Nokia 888 - video powered by Metacafe

I think cell phones are getting out of hand. To be F*cking honest I just want them to not lag, not drop my calls, and work most of the time. They can give me mp3s and 1000s of useless features, but they can’t make it get calls any better. Jack of all trades is the jack of none kiddos. I hope this and the iPhone bomb in a glorious blaze of bankruptcy.

Thanks Kurtis for the link… so I can despise technological consumerism a bit more.

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Domestic Abuse is Cool, Alright!
December 7th, 2006 @ 12:23CT by kangsta


I won’t lie. I laughed. Prolly going to hell.

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Nobody Raps like Da’ Reich, y0!
December 6th, 2006 @ 19:11CT by kangsta


I guess this is whitey’s answer to Ice cube.

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Fat Lewtz Asset Accounting
December 5th, 2006 @ 20:56CT by kangsta

Taxation of Virtual Assets in Online Gaming Is “Inevitable”

“If you are a hard-core player of virtual worlds like World of Warcraft, Second Life, EverQuest or There, IRS form 1099 may someday soon take on a new meaning for you. That’s because game publishers may well in the not too distant future have to send the forms–which individuals receive when earning nonemployee income from companies or institutions–to virtual world players engaging in transactions for valuable items like Ultima Online castles, EverQuest weapons or Second Life currency, even when those players don’t convert the assets into cash….”

So, I wonder what method of deprecating costs will fat lewtz be? Do I get tax write offs for my fat lewtz? Damn, my books are all scrwed up! Crap, is disenchanting epics liquidation of assets? Blizzard gonna give me a W4? Are guild banks long term assets? Are guilds companies or financial insitutions now?

IRS CRITS YOU WITH AUDIT FOR 440000

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