July 10th, 2007 @ 13:07CT by kangsta
Now, I have always been a proponent of punishment for bad behavior, and apparently the good old Japanese are on my side this time. Because, now there is a USB shocking device. It comes with a suite of programs ranging from internet explorer to word in which case certain words can be programmed to shock along with entire programs. I suppose if you’re constant masturbation has affected your life then this is a good theory for you! BAD BAD SELF. NO MORE BEATING OFF TODAY. ZZZZAP AHHHH. But, fear not, it also has applications to acupressure and can be placed on certain joints (or genitals if that is your thing). A disturbing and amusing thought from our friends-former-foes, The Japs. Freud would truly be proud of this strange device.
But if you’re one of those hippies who enjoys “positive reinforcement” there is always the good old USB vibrator. I am not really sure what to say about this wonder, so I’ll just quote the apt description:
Simply plug into the “USB” port of any laptop or PC computer and you’re ready to play.
It’s so Simple!
Completely controlled by a tiny microprocessor, the vibrator compontents can easily be manipulated to give you an ultimate deep and penetrating orgasm.
Has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms.
Includes 5 interchangable latex probes.
Self Adjustable Finger Ring Vibrating bullet.
July 11th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
what will they think of next…
July 11th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
From the nation that brought you the lap pillow and the chair that moves both of your bodies so that you don’t have to actually do anything during sex.
Yatta.
/seppuku