"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
- Albert Einstein

Tickle Me Screamo
June 15th, 2007 @ 11:59CT by kangsta

What ever happened to singing? Oh well /mourn


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I Smell Sex and Calculus
June 12th, 2007 @ 2:54CT by kangsta


So, stubby introduced me to this nerdy math/computer/life comic. I will one day kill him for it. (http://www.xckd.com/)

Also, I found this a free-license truly “indie” artist of fair pleasure. Jonathan Coulton’s one song that has been amusing me for the past day is “First of May” (Warning: Very crude/adult language).

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I’m a Mac, And I’m Employed
April 29th, 2007 @ 9:39CT by kangsta

Sigh, the mac commercials are back. And, yes, I will admit Visita is a POS attempt at OSX Tiger, but nonetheless, Macs are still hipster garbage. At any rate, XP (even being over 6yo) is still the best consumer OS (unless you like Linux and not playing any games). EL OH EL LOOK AT ME I’M A MAC AND CAN RUN iTunes and Photoshop!!! Because this is 10-years-ago and PC’s can’t run those either!!!


moar: Another spoof (”girls”) | another spoof (3)

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Cell Phones Double as Tampons
December 7th, 2006 @ 13:12CT by kangsta


Nokia 888 - video powered by Metacafe

I think cell phones are getting out of hand. To be F*cking honest I just want them to not lag, not drop my calls, and work most of the time. They can give me mp3s and 1000s of useless features, but they can’t make it get calls any better. Jack of all trades is the jack of none kiddos. I hope this and the iPhone bomb in a glorious blaze of bankruptcy.

Thanks Kurtis for the link… so I can despise technological consumerism a bit more.

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Heart of Darkness
November 19th, 2006 @ 13:18CT by kangsta

So, I was over at my friend’s house and he asked me to do some crude voice overs in my infamous Yoda voice. There was this joke I had cracked years ago in high school (amongst other jokes from high school that will NEVER die) about Yoda being a bus driver and segregating all the “dark side” to the back of the bus.

Sigh, I’m not sure if I should be ashamed or laugh. Here is his crude flash animation.

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Stop n’ Go
October 7th, 2006 @ 19:04CT by kangsta

Was surfing the net via the god-forsaken evil StummbledUpon plugin for Firefox, when I came upon this off noob.us.

My Animated World - A full day shown in stop and go video

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Japanese Fathers Beat Daughters?
October 7th, 2006 @ 18:19CT by kangsta


Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan

“Everybody has to cross the river”

To play, click the link below, then click the blue circle to start.

The following rules apply:

* Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
* The father can not stay with any of the daughters, without their mother’s presence
* The mother can not stay with any of the sons, without their father’s presence
* The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member,if the Policeman is not there
* Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

PLAY | from Robmathiwoetz.com

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