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Tickle Me Screamo
June 15th, 2007 @ 11:59CT by kangsta

What ever happened to singing? Oh well /mourn


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I hate Kids
May 31st, 2007 @ 0:27CT by kangsta


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That’s Underground
April 23rd, 2007 @ 1:21CT by kangsta

Few words are needed. Australian TV is strange, but apparently sometimes funny too.


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Movies That Shall Be and Those That Should Have Been
December 9th, 2006 @ 15:51CT by kangsta

Mmmm, possibly (dare I challenge fate and say it) a TMNT movie that dosn’t suck. Godbless this Hollywood trend to reinvent battered movie series (e.g. Batman, Bond, etc). Most are pretty good IMHO except perhaps Superman… but superman sucks as a concept anyways.

TMNT Trailer

Now, for movies that should have been. You gotta love the way trailers can be utterly deceiving in the way they are edited, etc. While, I found a nice blog called The Trailer Mash that collects nice faux mashups.

Some of my favorites:

Star Wars: EmpireBrokeback
Don’t stick that in my parallel port!

Titanic: Two the Surface
Sadly, knowing Hollywood this isn’t completely out of the realm of possibility. At the very least, the title is deliciously pun-ishing.

Garden State (Thriller)
Simply a masterful job of editing. If you’ve seen the movie already, then this will make you laugh.

10 Things I hate About Commandments
LOL, god. Oops. Funny stuff. Don’t punish me god :(

Brokeback to the Future
A good old classic mashup.

The Shining (Romantic Comedy)
Ah, still the most brilliant mashup ever.

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Domestic Abuse is Cool, Alright!
December 7th, 2006 @ 12:23CT by kangsta


I won’t lie. I laughed. Prolly going to hell.

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Kung Fu F*cking
December 2nd, 2006 @ 21:56CT by kangsta

So, the Chinese are an industrious and hard-working folk. Their culture is focused on effiency and the will of the greater good. Americans are focused on the good of the single. They eat with chopsticks; Americans eat with forks. They are communiists; Americans are capitalists. Our porn is like watching sports; Their porn is like watching…. WHAT IN GOD’S NAME….

NSFW NSFW NSFW!
Not gross/very graphic/etc. Just wierd!

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P.S. Yes, I know it’s Hong Kong and not technically “Chinese” AV.

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Heart of Darkness
November 19th, 2006 @ 13:18CT by kangsta

So, I was over at my friend’s house and he asked me to do some crude voice overs in my infamous Yoda voice. There was this joke I had cracked years ago in high school (amongst other jokes from high school that will NEVER die) about Yoda being a bus driver and segregating all the “dark side” to the back of the bus.

Sigh, I’m not sure if I should be ashamed or laugh. Here is his crude flash animation.

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FOUND: Asian Cowboy!
October 29th, 2006 @ 11:19CT by kangsta


Next week I’ll find Jesus living in Seattle.

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Get Ready to Get TRANsplanted!
October 11th, 2006 @ 18:08CT by kangsta

Ok, I’m sorry. This wins for major reasons: (1) an awfull pun (2) “actual asian male” scenes. Kudos to stubby for the link.


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Reading, Writing, Retarded
October 7th, 2006 @ 18:49CT by kangsta

From Random Perspective

75% of Americans Believe Everything They Read - February 17th 2006

After shocking the world with the fact that 37% of Americans believe that Jack Bauer is real, Random Perspective decided to conduct further research into this worrying research to find out how gullible citizens of the United States actually are. The results are shocking, proving beyond any doubt that 75% of Americans believe almost everything that they read – be it in the newspaper, on a website or scribbled on the wall by a urinal.

“We have known for a long while that the average American is more stupid than the average European,” European University Professor Keith Wilson stated, “However, we had no idea just how severe the problem is. To have three quarters of your adult population believe almost everything they read is just shocking beyond belief.”

Whilst the facts seemed shocking at first, Keith Wilson went on to say it explained a lot of strange facts about Americans – such as why so many believe the bible is literal, that creationism is a fact and that McDonald’s now sells healthy food.

For people concerned by this article, Professor Wilson had the following advice:

“Always double check your facts – just because you have seen a fact printed in one place does not make it a fact. It could be a hoax website – or even a piece of news satire.”

With the advent of the Internet, many news satire pieces are being picked up by people and being quoted as fact. A famous example of this is China’s leading newspaper – the Beijing Evening Star – quoting a story from the Onion that stated Congress were demanding a new Capitol building with a retractable dome.

An even more shocking example was when the CIA inadvertently mistook a news report on a small online satire magazine run by two students that a small village in Canada was a training camp for Al-Qaeda operatives and levelled it with an air strike killing 130 innocent people.

Keith Wilson was quick to reiterate:

“I can’t stress how important it is to double check facts that you read. If you don’t, you could end up believing anything – and then just think how stupid you could end up looking.”

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