Now, I have always been a proponent of punishment for bad behavior, and apparently the good old Japanese are on my side this time. Because, now there is a USB shocking device. It comes with a suite of programs ranging from internet explorer to word in which case certain words can be programmed to shock along with entire programs. I suppose if you’re constant masturbation has affected your life then this is a good theory for you! BAD BAD SELF. NO MORE BEATING OFF TODAY. ZZZZAP AHHHH. But, fear not, it also has applications to acupressure and can be placed on certain joints (or genitals if that is your thing). A disturbing and amusing thought from our friends-former-foes, The Japs. Freud would truly be proud of this strange device.
But if you’re one of those hippies who enjoys “positive reinforcement” there is always the good old USB vibrator. I am not really sure what to say about this wonder, so I’ll just quote the apt description:
Simply plug into the “USB” port of any laptop or PC computer and you’re ready to play.
It’s so Simple!
Completely controlled by a tiny microprocessor, the vibrator compontents can easily be manipulated to give you an ultimate deep and penetrating orgasm.
LOS ALAMOS, N.M. - U.S. government scientists report developing a method for training honeybees to detect the types of explosives commonly used in bombs.
The researchers at the U.S. Department of Energy’s Los Alamos National Laboratory say the new techniques, based on honeybee biology, might become a leading tool in the fight against the use of improvised explosive devices, or IEDs. Such devices currently present a critical vulnerability for American military troops abroad and are an emerging danger for civilians worldwide.
By studying bee behavior and improving existing technologies, the scientists make use of the honeybee’s exceptional olfactory sense. They use the bees’ natural reaction to nectar — a proboscis extension reflex — that could be used to record an unmistakable response to a scent.
Using Pavlovian techniques they trained bees to give a positive detection response, via the proboscis extension reflex, when they are exposed to vapors from TNT, C4, TATP explosives and propellants.
The research is supported by a development grant from the U.S. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
But fear not, we also have silly string. To be honest it makes me sad we have to use… silly string.
And of course, we all naturally thought of… TO THE BEE MOBILE!
I’m not sure if we’re not spending enough or too much money in the army. I mean… either we’re giving them not enough and they have to use silly string… or we’re giving them too much lol. I’m all for money for the army, but I question how well it’s being allocated.
“other”? Zombies? Metal gears?
For life’s expenses there’s taxes, for everything else… there’s Mastercard!
But seriously, silly string and bees?
I got a kick out of this. Seriously, they could put just about anything in kids shows and it wouldn’t make a differance. I mean, they already stick enough adult jokes in there. We might as well start inserting horrible dictators. It’s not like anybody remembers Stalin, Pol Pot, or Mao. But if we put Hitler in there, OH NOES.
